Me: Can I have a piece of corn?
Kira: Yes.
Me: [eats corn]
Kira: Spit it out.
Me: No, I'm not going to spit it out. That's dirty and yucky.
Kira: [spits to show me how to do it]
Me: No, I'm not going to spit it out. You gave it to me!
Kira: [cries]
Me: Do you want to eat noodles?
Kira: Yes, I do.
Me: Do you want cold noodles or warm noodles?
Kira: I farted. Excuse me. Warm noodles.
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