What I have done for the last hour

I lay on the floor next to Kira's bed and read or surf the Net while Kira falls asleep. Today was a typical bad time trying to fall asleep. I didn't start writing down what she was saying until the last 20 minutes. At that point I was bored and figured, "Hey, I might as well just write up a transcript."

Ready, go! Row row row row, merry merry merry merry. Ready, go! Row row row row, merry merry merry merry, merry merry, merry merry, merry merry, merry merry, merry merry, merry merry... Good job! Good job Kira! Baby, [unintelligible]....... A B C... I see you! I see you! I see you! I see you! I see you! I see you! I see you! I see you baby! Rain rain, rain rain, rain rain, rain rain, rain rain, rain rain, rain rain, rain rain, rain rain, rain rain...... where'd monkey go? kisses!...... blanket on! blanket on! blanket on! [I put on her blanket] Binky! [I locate binky and put it in her mouth]...... do dee do dee do dee do dee... hey. hey! hey hey hey. cry, cry... do dee do dee do dee do dee... Happy birthday! Happy Grandma! Happy Chad! Happy Chad Grandma! Happy birthday Chad! Happy Chad! Happy choo choo! [whispering] Dada sad. Mama sad. [sings] Dada sad. I sleep. Dada sleeping. I'm happy to see you. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!... Where's bear. I want bear. I want bear. [I go get bear] [giggles manically] Thank you. Thank you [drops binky] I drop it. [I put binky back in mouth]...... mm hmm. mm hmm. mm hmm. Hair. In mouth. Hair mouth. Hair mouth. Hair mouth. [I pull hair out of her mouth] I roll. I roll. Monkey there. Monkey right there [whiney]... [Me: Go to sleep!] Sleep. Sleep! Sleep, sleep. Sleep...... Waterfalls? No waterfalls? Okay. Waterfalls? No waterfalls. No applesauce. Mess, mess mess. Mess mess mess. mama mess. Mess mess mess mess. I miss. Grandma mess. I'm happy to see you! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Chad. Swing, swing. No pizza. No pizza Grandma. [whispering]...... I pee pee. I pee pee. I bouncing! Dada... mama... [Me: Kira go to sleep!] [whispering] I sleep mama. I sleep....... One, two, three. Run, run. Running running running. Up down. Up down! Sleep, sleep. Baby day! Sleeping. Sleep. I sleeping pillow.... Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! I fall. Oh no! Lay down... [whispering] Right there. Night night. Night night. Sleep sleep... Oopsy oopsy. mmm mmm. mmmmmmm. Right there. Right there!... Binky! My binky! [I change her diaper, she says a bunch of stuff and laughs really hard. Me: Go to sleep!]... I bite. I bite!!! Wheeeeee. WWwwwhheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! No no no! No no no! No no no! No no no! No no no! No no no! No no no! No no no! No no no! No no no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. Swing swing swing. Swing swing swing. Swing swing swing. Swing swing swing.........Good song. Good song! Good song! Good song! [whispering to animals] Sleep? sleep?... Merry merry............ [laughs]...[yawns]......[falls asleep]